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a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority
dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....
A day where you’re allowed to request a picture of anyones pillows and they have to send you the picture.
It’s Pillow Day send me a picture of your pillow.
When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found
I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found
I love you forever, also take a shower.
“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2
A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
It tell’s that the person had slept a lot
I was pillow driving for the past few days