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When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.
I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.
The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".
"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"
The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.
Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!
When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.
The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.
When you are high and decide to masturbate
John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut
Verb,
Meaning to engage in the act of anal sex with an African-American male, more specifically one who is extremely well endowed. Refers to the penis (thug) ramming (punch) your prostate or anal erogenous zone.
Girl 1: I really wanna have sex with R but it's that time of the month and he says he doesn't want his red wings.
Girl 2: Have you tried getting Thug Punched from him? You can satisfy your urges and try something new!
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Guy 1: Have sexy, you like black guys? Take a ride with me and I will Thug Punch your ass real good.
Guy 2: Hell yeah daddy, let's go!
Fisting with your heart and soul
i passion punched her bro
- Fisted?
no bro i put my heart into it, she's the one!