Rip Van Linkle

Noun/verb/adjective: Someone who forwards you old links, videos, and pics that everyone has already seen. Also the act of forwarding old links, or as a description of the old links.

NOUN-Rip Van Linkle is constantly IMing me 2 week old viral crap. Fail.

VERB- He Rip Van Linkled me some LOLCATZ and Autotune Obama. Fail.

ADJ-Rip Van Linkle post- that vid was on Tosh.0 two weeks ago and has been remixed five times including an autotune. Fail.

Pink Rip Cord

The act of swallowing a piece of string long enough so when it’s digested you have at least 5-6 inches left out of your mouth. Once excreting your feeces with the string in it tugging on the string back and forth in a flossing motion.

Hey Jim, tastes like you need a Pink Rip Cord

Rip-n-Dip

Giving anal intercourse without the use of any lubricant to the point of anal bleeding, then leaving as quickly as possible.

Dude I met this smokin hot chick at the club lastnight, she was kinda crazy though so I pulled a Rip-n-Dip

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RIP n' dip

When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)

John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*

-later-

Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !

Ripping up the Prem.

The phrase 'ripping up the prem' originated in Bexhill, England. As a way of telling others that one has achieved a goal,done something remarkably good or has had a DAMN GOOD TIME.

Person 1: "Whats up?"
Person 2: "Nothin much, just been ripping up the prem."
Person1: "Sweet"

Ripping and Handling Fee

When passing a vape or smoking apparatus around the crew, rips are allowed to any person handling said vape or apparatus in the process of moving it from one person to another. Said tax is called the ripping and handling fee.

Kelly: Pass me Elizabeth Suorin
Ryan passes Suorin to Henry to hand to Kelly
Henry: I’m gonna take a ripping and handling fee

death rip

a fatty bong bowl packed to the top with ganja & tabacco (can be layered). FUCKS YOUS UP way more than normal ganja. gives light-headedness, possibly sick. its not a true death rip unless you RIP it key word R.I.P that bong!

ryan:lets take a fatty death rip! (d-rip)
tg: those fucking fade...lets hit the warrior...
ryan:im down
both:WARRIORS!

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