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WHEN FACTS ARE RELEASED TO THE MEDIA AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT PROVE THAT JOE BIDEN, HILLARY CLINTON, BARACK OBAMA AND THE REST ARE GUILTY OF TREASON AND SOLD THEIR COUNTRY OUT TO COMMUNIST CHINA AND THE MEDIA DECIDES THEY WANT TO AIDE AND ABEIT TREASON AND PROTECT THEM FROM BEING EXPOSED.
HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR JOE BIDEN WAS PAID TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO EXPLOIT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SELL THEM OUT TO THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA? NO WAY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE “RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION!”
The act of giving someone a black eye(s) by beating them in the face with ones own testicles.
Tom beat down Mark then finished him off with a Russian wrecking ball.
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An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
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An absolute beatdown session.
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
To ejaculate. Used in the Family Guy episode "Sibling Rivalry".
Peter: "I have an appointment to Banish a White Russian from my Kremlin."
Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."
Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"
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Lining up shots of vodka on a treadmill then you and one friend have to drink as many shots as you can while another friend feeds more on the other side
Chris: yo I'm about to start the Russian conveyer belt!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.
“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”
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