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When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.
I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.
Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?
Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.
Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.
Filling a belly button with the correct size and viscosity of feces with the perfect Dairy Queen curl on top.
Hey Stanley, did you see I just put a Rusty Navel on that chick!
Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement
That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.
Donut Operator thinks it is a thing and he was right.
"the ol rusty buffalo, sounds like something on the urban dictionary"
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A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.
What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?
A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails
They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night