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Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 29, 2018


Sad Corner

An area in the supermarket that sells cheap food with yellow stickers.

Son - what shall we eat tonight dad?
Dad - let's see what's in sad corner

by Benjothefirst November 25, 2017


Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 24, 2024


Sadness Hangover

The way you feel after a night of heavily crying. Typically with a headache, upset stomach, potentially the runs. Seems to be felt most prominent in the front of your head and the back of your eyes but can extend to your entire head and sometimes even the back of the neck. Mild cases are generally relieved by a nap whereas more severe cases may require some time to resolve. Warm baths, good music and lots of hydration may also help.

The day after grandma's funeral I had such a bad sadness hangover I could barely look at my phone screen because the light hurt my head so bad.

by Strawberry Amethyst August 27, 2022


lol sad

wenn you are sad about actually nothing. You’re just sad that you’re alone but actually you’re not. lol sad only works for singles

hahaha i’m so lol sad

by queeeeeeeeeeeeens February 16, 2019


sad break

Taking a break from an assignment because your simply too sad to continue at that point of time. This results in a "sad break" where you may just cry for 20 minutes, lay there in a big blanket and eat chocolate, watch cat videos on YouTube or all of the above. What you do during your sad break is up to you.

"Hey man, are you okay?"

"Yeah man, just taking a sad break before I start the next paragraph"

by Oh uhm Greg? October 2, 2017


Sad glass

Honestly sad glass is used to define something/someone who is swag. People often times use this in reference to one of the best bungou stray dogs cosplayers there is. He is a very kind friendly and respectful person. He stays true to what he likes and dosent stray because of some dumb ass opinions.

Sad glass is an amazing person.

"Whos sad glass? "

"THE BEST BITH IN THW WORLD DUH"

by LemonBoy.59 July 17, 2021