salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

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Salty Frog Leg

Something extremely dumb or lacking thought.

Derives from what happens when you pour salt on a freshly killed frog legs, it twitches but isn't capable of thought.

John: Tim locked himself out of his house again.
Bob: what a salty frog leg.

Ol' salty mouth

One who's mouth at one point was filled with semen. One who gives a blow job. One who often acts salty

Miranda you are acting like an ol' salty mouth

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Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

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Salty white stuff

Big boy juice (cum)

Then i squirted the Salty white stuff in his mouth and he moaned

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Salty black licorice

Licking a black mans sweaty cock... preferably in a closet

Sadie loves salty black licorice

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salty awkward turtle

a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

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