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French style kissing someone while they are taking a poop on the toilet.
Cmon! Go kiss him while he's pooping...give him a San Diego howdy.
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1. Also known as a San Fran, a person who acts like an asshole for no reason at all
2. Someone who does something extremely irrational
1. Let me inside the club you Sanfransico Cocksucker
2. What do you mean you arent going to drive me to the game? Quit being a San Fransisco Cocksucker.
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Located on a hill near Mission Beach in sunny San Diego, this University is known primarily for its upperclass yuppie student body and close location to Tijuana. While the campus is beautifully maintained (and the students even more beautiful) this school lacks the diversity and depth needed to propel it to the top.
"Your daughter is rich, snobby, and bleached blonde with a bad tan. She'll fit right in here at USD. She can park her Lexus right over there."
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probably the worst school in the district, has nothing compared to the amazing school of Monte vista. has all ugly has girls who eat way too much dress horribly and wear so much makeup that they look like cross dresses. the guys are any better, they are either ghetto and think they are hardcore so they beat their girlfriends, or they are on football and take way to make steriods to try and beat monte vista, but wait they still dont. and the only reason why people transfer to sr from mv is because they are fat pussys and couldnt hack it at mv. or because they were so ugly they went to sr to make themselves feel pretty. sorry but u will always be fat and ugly
sr girl: i cry everynight cause im so fat and ugly and i join the cheer squad to make me feel cuter, but im still FAT!
sr boy: awww g im so ganstga im a gonna sock my bicth in the face while wearing my siickkk raiders jersey.
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A hand in Texas Hold'em Poker, specifically the Queen and Three. Called the San Francisco Waiter because it is a "queen with a trey."
Player 1: That idiot failed to raise with his aces and let me see the flop for free. It came QQ3...
Player 2: San Francisco Waiter g00000t.......
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To have a bath with a girl and have a turd in there. If the girl discovers that you have let one go in the bath you punch her.
i was having a romantic bath with my girl when suddenly a really needed a shit but i didn't want to ruin the moment i was having with her by saying so. so i tried to sly one out but she noticed so i lamped her one, she loved it.
She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.
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San Francisco has ONE STREET and one street only(Castro) that is gay, While other cities have huge gay neighborhoods(like Boston). There is a couple of nice parts in the city, but there is a ton of bad neighborhoods and hoods all throughout the whole city. Try going to Lakeview, Hunters Point, Sunnydale, Potrero Hill, Fillmore disrict(beyond Geary), the Tenderloin, The Mission, Visitation Valley, Alemany 'jects, Excellsior, and all in between and you will get fucked faster than the little fagets scattered on Castro.
"Try to play us like fags and when we catch yo ass you'll be layin in a bodybag. Niggas think we're all fags but they dont know everyday niggas comin up short in Frisco"-Chuey in the song "FRISCO" feat. Cellski, Cougnut, Andre Nickatina, and I.M.P. San Francisco IS NOT GAY!!!!
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