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A one-box shipment from Amazon that features several treats you ordered for yourself.
“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”
A person who is confident to the point of deluded arrogance. Bumptious against any reservations whatever.
Person a: "That guy's a bit too sure of himself..."
Person b: "Sure of himself? He's a flippin self esteem engine!"
Someone who blames his parents for his shitty short comings never takes responsibility for his own crap , expects his parents to buy him everything and take all responsibility for everything he says and does ,so ungrateful unkind,rude and needs a good wake up call
That's one self pity boy
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The act of masturbating one’s self when flaccid.
Person 1: Who do you think raped that guy?
Person 2: It was self-induced rape.
Dun! Dun!
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its not real
theres no such thing as a "self made billionare"
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When you get really horny and have no girl or boyfriend so you suck your own dick. You either have to be really flexible or remove 4 ribs.
I am so horny right now time for a self Sucky fucky
James what are you doing in there I hear loud noises self Sucky fucky
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good band to get high to.... no doubt, plus hot bassist lyn z and one crazy muther fucking lead singer named jimmy urine who does some fuckd up shit on stage involving his dick.
eh man, lets blaze up and put on some mindless self indulgence (msi)
- good idea.
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