Short King

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A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

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Short n Curlies

Too use the term short n curlies is expressing a term of verbally grabbing someones junk expressing totally dominance over that person because the opposing person has lost their train of thought or can no longer express their opinions on the current subject being debated

"i have 4 years of law school behind me", the man was shocked, like i had him by the short n curlies

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strawbrerry short cake

when you bust in a girls face then procede to punch her in the nose drawing blood, then you rub in the blood with the cum

After Day Day busted in marias face he gave her a strawbrerry short cake.

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The Short Bus

If you are sick of the typical oral pleasures and you want to turn it up a notch.

Try The Short Bus

1 in the front, 8 in the rear.

"THE SHORT BUS"

Using 2 Hands:

1 in the front, 8 in the rear.

BOOYA!!

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Falling Short of Luxury

One who is just short of reaching the level of awesomeness reached by such greats as Prince(Purple Rain)and Jimi Hendrix.

Also, probably the coolest people on the face of the planet. abbreviated FSOL

Mixed Race Guy: im having a great day but its falling short of luxury.

Crazed Fan: Falling Short of Luxury, you're my firefly!!!!!

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No short mens for me

In a deleted scene from "The Late Afternoon Show with Brando Cerrone", an extra is shown with her face cut off frame indecisively saying the sentence : "No short mens for me" for an 80's dating TV segment.

-Why did you swipe left on this guy? He's cute!
-No short mens for me

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Eat My Shorts

Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.

Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*

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