Peeing in someone's butt and have them shit it back on you.
Chas pissed in hillary's butt in return she gave him a krusty shower.
when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”
When multiple people insert oatmeal inside their anus, then force it out on to someone's chest.
" Who's down for some Oatmeal showers ? "
"Did Becky was in on of brads infamous Oatmeal Showers !"
This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.
Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.
The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.
This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.
I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.
An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.