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Sleep Fapnea
1. Waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.
2. Being found unconcious with your penis in your hand.
Jesse "I woke up last night and i was bate-ing'
Cameron "Woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea"
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One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.
Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.
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A Sleeping Beauty is when your girlfriend or significant other is sound asleep and you ejaculate on her face to wake her up.
I gave my girlfriend a Sleeping Beauty this morning.
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A sleep creep is someone who "creeps" out his/her significant other when shacking by doing such things as talking while sleeping, thrashing around, stealing the covers, making strange noises, sweating when its not hot, breathing hard, or opening his/her eyes while asleep.
Aaron is such a sleep creep, he dreamt that he was playing football and actually tackled Vicky in his sleep by rolling her on top of him and staring her in the face.
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Fake Sleep
To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.
Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.
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Someone who sleeps for more than 10 hours a day.
You know what time Bagha woke up? 4 in the afternoon! Dude is such a sleep terrorist.
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When you just want an orgasm and go straight to sleep without all the other faff that usually goes with sex . Eg. Foreplay . Position changes.
She was too tired for adventurous sex , so we just did nut and sleep .
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