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A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.
Look at that fluffy squirrel!
When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.
Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.
1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.
A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox
Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.
An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.
I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.
When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.
This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.
A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"