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A small animal that usually stores food for the winter during the warmer months
There is a squirrel!!
Short for “squirrelfriend.”
Friend A: Goodmorning Squirrel!
Friend B: Omg hey squirlie!
when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.
A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.
Being distracted by something at a moments notice.
Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "
A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness
Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel