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Hell. Stone hill middle school is a school located in CA$HBURN where all the rich spoiled wannabe white kids go to. Stone Hill is full of asshole teachers that think people like them. Exhibit A: ms. shittytittylips shes a dumbass boomer that gives a fuck if u have ur phone out for 0.00000002 seconds even if ur checking the time she makes u go to the dean and everyone hates her. Exhibit B: mr.MushroomDumbFuck a dumbass fucking veteran who is an asshole and the only good thing about him is he fought for a country but canada is the best fuck the us. Exhibit C: All the thotty sixth graders they are so dumb and act like their parents love them but instead they just spoil them with new iphones and shit like that so the dumb sixth grade hoes dont go on their knees for a fucking phone.
Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”
Mark: “more like stone hell”
Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.
Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger
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A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.
Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!
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A fucking badass speech writer of 1996 and the only redneck of wwe
Stone cold steve austin will whip some ass
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The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.
Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)
American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/
Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-
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A shitty school in $Cashburn$ containing try-hard indian kids who stink up the hallway with their curry-filled lunch bags, the fuckboys who think that nicotine addictions are cool, and fake hoes who backstab their friends when it means that they can get what they want. Everyone has their own fake personality and all the "popular" kids think that they're the coolest people in the world. Let's not forget the horrible teachers who truly do not care about anyone's future, and the 1540 SAT scores that half of the 11-year old indians get. We also truly love the kids that show off their self-harm scars like it gives them a personality. Everyone has a stick up their ass here and no one is genuine.
Jack: "I'm starting to go to Stone HIll Middle School next week!"
Jill: "Beware, everyone there sucks and so do the teachers, pretty sure there are some pedophiles there. Hold your breath anytime someone walks by you too"
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A high school full of rich kids who want to get good scores on all of their exams and who basically want nothing to do with anyone around them, except for when they want something from you. They typically travel in packs and formals with these kids are miserable because they make you feel like broke trash. In order to go here you must own a fancy car and must have airpods.
Those kids at Gray Stone Day School are the most preppy kids around since the 80’s.
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