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pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

by cindyS February 27, 2008

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sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.

ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.

by PLUSnooneelse. February 5, 2011

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Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020

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Wank monkey

A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.

Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.

The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.

It occurred to me as I heard about Nikki's time as a stripper that she was a huge wank monkey.

by Alan-O September 13, 2007

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Trend Monkey

One who excessively engages in trendy behavior or activities; one that listens to excessive amounts of trendy music.

"Hey you trend monkey why do you have so much Lady GaGa on your iPod?"

by J.T. Rita January 12, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey, Sandmonkey

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)

Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that

by ZicoWico August 20, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Business

word for any kind of shady activity, devilry, devilment, tomfoolery, dishonesty, trickery, chicanery, skullduggery, shenanigans, mischievous, devilish and deceitful behavior. It also means by all the following: being on any crazy stuff, down low, lies, being shady, disrespectful, playing someone, and secrecy.

Tamika's best friend, Brooke, is hooking up with her little brother, Trevon, because she think he's really cute and be thinking try to seduce him. Then, whenever later, she played him.

*(Brooke walk up to Trevon)

Brooke: I just want to let you know you are really cute. We'll be dating tomorrow.
Trevon: Thank you. Okay, cool.

Then, very next few weeks. She played him.

*Trevon (thinks and say to himself): It seems to me, this is all just monkey business.

Later, Tamika found out her best friend been playing her little brother and be on and doing some stupid stuff. Trevon already told his sister on her. They're no longer best friends.

by HotCincy92 April 11, 2015

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