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Person 1: I got f*cked last night.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: 'Cause this is america
The type of person to cheat on their girlfriend and blame it on her because they don’t have sex enough.
A sexual position involving apple pie, whipped cream, and a red-white-and-blue strap-on.
Phoebe and Katie did an American last summer.
Explosion blow up with fire 🧨 works and fire 🧨Crackers. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA relbjaloodskindians.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
stupid hoebag from southern texas that prank called Ryan Hollingsworth when Jack W. was around
Andre (Smile America) is fucking stupid
an acrobatics move that involves six different minorities surrounding a white (heterosexual) man all at the same time. They all hold guns and the white man all at the same time without accidentally shooting the other minorities.
A: I was at the circus last night and
B: wait what how are circuses still in business they literally like
A: stfu ok so the acrobats there
B: no stop like are circuses even a thing anymore
A: jesus shutyourfuckingmouth so all the acrobats stood in a circle and this white guy stood in the middle -- and they all
shot him with guns -- no one else got shot by the bullets after they passed through his skull!
B: woah thats poggers dude i think they call that the reverse america