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Instead of getting 1 sex, you instead get 2 sex.
(This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)
Mary I would like to engage in sex. Both your daughter and wife enter the bedroom. You have achieved 2 sex
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“Hay man I kinda wanna ask her out” “no do it on January 2”
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The size of your di-
You have 2 centimeters.
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September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.
Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2
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A movie released on June 26, 2015 about a talking teddy bear.
you must have your special friend with you to watch Ted 2
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an awesome multiplayer game, despite horrible single player. chances are that anyone complaining about the game is:
-a retard
-a noob, and is currently getting their ass handed to them every game on xbox live
also futures a ranking system that everyone thinks shows how "good" they are, despite the fact that it doesnt.
i know level 36 noobs.
yes, you CAN kill someone with a rocket launcher.
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