looking bi

You look gay but you lack the gay sass.

-Don't you think Brian is gay?
~Nah.
-But I literally saw him kissing a guy earlier.
~He's bi.
-How do you know?
~He may be wearing pink hoodies and be all giggly but he doesn't slay gurl, he's just looking bi.
-Right.

Diedrick-Bi

When you say you are Bi-sexual, but you are actually just gay. No getting around it.

“He’s not even Bi he's Diedrick-Bi”

Bi-wingman

Friend who is great wingman regardless of whether they have the same sexual preference as you.

The fact that Nick will act like he's interested in the friend, regardless of whether it's a girl or guy makes him the best bi-wingman ever!

super-bi

Super-bi defines a person which occurs to only fuck other people in the ass. If the super-bi person gets fucked in the ass by another person she is deranked to bi.

A super-bi person is a privlaged one and on the top of the hunger chain.
Therefore only a male individual can be super-bi.

A: Have you heard from Matt? He fucked some of the cheerleaders and the football team, but only in the ass.
B: Wow he must be super-bi!

party bi

A person who is typically and consciously heterosexual, until under the influence of drugs or alcohol in a social gathering. If aroused under such influence, this person ceases to care about their 'sober' identified sexuality, likely only initially identifying as 'straight' due to social grooming and/or having a tendency to favor the opposite sex.

"John is straight, right?"
"He says he is, but once he starts drinking he hits on guys too."
"So John's a Party Bi?"
"At the very least."

uncle bi

The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking

bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.

Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.