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The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.
Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.
A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.
To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
Hot dog and a Mountain Dew
Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.
Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy
Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast
Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.
I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.
Smoothie morning self suck
they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast
ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day