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Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.
When a person has a cigarette and wants to burn the other person(s) with said cigarette and the person(s) that got burned with said cigarette get to in return burn the person who burnt them.
Person 1: hey let's become burn brothers (holds out a cigarette)
Person 2: hell yeah but I get to burn you back!
Where you fart and it hurts so much you think you have been struck by lightning
man i just had a serious case of burning thunder, feels like my ass is on fire
To fuck up a task intentionally so that you are never asked to perform that task again.
A: My wife keeps asking me to clean the dishes after dinner and I hate doing dishes.
B: Just burn the chicken. I burnt the chicken on that the first time my wife asked me. Now she does does them herself every time.
When you eat flaming hot cheetos and finger a girl
Did you hear Zach gave that girl a burning taco and she couldn’t walk for a day
Damn Look at her she fine asf
Must be talking about Annette Burns
The absolutely disgusting and putrid phenomena in which the stagnating blue liquid from a porta-potty splashes up into the butthole after dropping a fat one. Usually, the porta-potty has minimal fecal matter in the bottom, allowing for maximum splash potential. This many times occurs on construction sites after eating subway or any form of mexican food for lunch. Purell hand sanitizer is often placed on the bare hand and rubbed throughout the ass crack and lower thighs to clean the "burn" zone. There are degrees of blue burn:
First Degree Blue Burn - Goes inside the sphicter
Second Degree Blue Burn- Goes in the ass crack
Third Degree Blue Burn - Goes on the legs and butt
OMFG! Second degree blue burned again! Why did I order extra sour cream in my burrito? I'm gonna have to hand sanitizer my ass hole!