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Jerking off in a girls ear.
She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.
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Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).
Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
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Same as the standard upper decker except you eat a 20-pack of White Castles first and then take the massive dump in the tank. when the next poor slob flushes, the smell from the dirty water will cause an uncontrollable craving for White Castles.
When my ass was about to explode from that 20-pack of castles I ate, I gave marco's toilet a jersey upper decker.
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Refers to a very nasty skank who looks good up top, but whose personal hygiene is lacking down below. Usually starts at the belly button, which emits an unpleasant odor (warning!) that continues through the vaginal and anal region. Often accompanied by a creamy, fishy goo emanating from the pooner with skid marks and various items hanging off their butt hair (which may be dreded). I.e.: they get nastier, stankier, and completely foul the farther down you travel. Similar to the NJ Turnpike.
Dude1: "I was going down on that chick I hooked up with at the bar last night, but it got so foul I had to turn around and go home."
Dude2: "Aw, nasty dude. She got that New Jersey Turnpike stank!"
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A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.
"Hey honey could you help me with th-OUCH MY ANUS!"
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Stereotypical accent that is thought to hail from New Jersey.
This is only believed to be the New Jersey accent from those who don't live in/around the state.
Examples of this accent:
Jersey - Joisey
Daughter - dawda/dawter
dog - dawg
coffee - cawfee
water - wawder
talk - tawk
ect.
This accent does exist in people from other areas of the country,
however if you use it in front of someone from Jersey they may secretly hate you.
Person one: Where are you from?
Person two: oh North Jersey.
Person one: So you're from Joisey then?
Person two: ...
Person one: ...
Person two: That's not a New Jersey accent.... Go fuck yourself.
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Outfit comprised of denim jeans and a jean jacket. Popular not only with residents of New Jersey, but appreciated and worn proudly by clueless hillbillies from Florida to Idaho.
Debby Jean: Look at him in his New Jersey tuxedo! That man is gonna take me to the all-you-can-eat buffet!
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