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Mya’s mum has to be the most leng woman in existance, it is believed that she is not real because of how leng she is
“They come from a background where rice isn’t just food—it’s a way of life. If you don’t know at least five ways to cook it, you might as well turn in your cultural card. From perfectly fluffy bowls to questionable leftover fried experiments, rice is basically the MVP of every meal and the silent witness to all family drama at the dinner table.”
‘He’ll be well fed, he’s got a rice mum’
mumming is when you hum and mime a song in your head.
oh wow. i was just mumming that to myself! how weird!
When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!
Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming
Verb -To coddle or be overprotective of your usually adolescent child causing annoyance and irritation
‘ stop mumming ‘ ( after being asked several times if they need a lift , are warm enough or are they hungry by their mother ( or care giver )
Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum