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When someone falls asleep with their mouth open, and you shit in their mouth.
Dexter fell asleep at the party last night, and Jasper gave him a city dump.
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Wanna be thugs always at the city in their pyrex/nike/adidas/studdy clothes who sleep there and scab money off other people. Always trynna be cool and fight for likes on facebook.
Brendan: How was the city you city bum? Find a nice park bench
Olivia: Fuck off cunt, i only slept there once.
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All the real thizzlas either came from skittle city or the bay area.
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When he takes you out on a date in the city during the day and then takes you back to his NYC hotel room to smash. Proceeds to kick you out of his hotel before 7pm because that’s when his fam is showing up to turn up and get fked up.
So are you two going to like date now or something?
Nah, she was jus a smash city. Smash city bish, smash smash city bish. Pop pop pop all over them MF tiddies bish.
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A badass slang name for Niagara Falls, NY.
"There is a ton of old blind people in the Cataract City..."
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The only team in Manchester, as Trafford Un*ted like to suck off the glory of the great City of Manchester.
What makes me laugh is all you rags who say that City are 'bitter' and are obsessed with Trafford Un*ted. It is all you lot (or at least a large number) that are obessed with City and not the other way round. You should be worrying about your own club, not ours. I suppose it must be hard though, winning all those trophies, and having all those fans all over the world, and still just being a Trafford club.
Un*ted should adopt 3 stars on their shirt as well!
3- fewer european cups than the most successful british team.
3- fans from manchester.
3- decibels heard from their fans at home matches.
3- other teams supported before finally settling for Utd.
3- prawn sandwiches eaten per person per game.
3- dives per game from the winker.
3 reasons to support such a great club as Trafford-
1. price fixed their own shirts to screw their fans.
2. tried to get 3' 0 clock saturday kick off's televised and shaft all the small lower division clubs in the process.
3. tried to screw more money to televise their games than every other premier league club from SKY.
Or the 3 stars count for the number of home games recently that "the worlds greatest club" have failed to sell out - also it stands for the number of miles that the swamp is outside manchesters boundarys , remember the rags can win the treble every year but they will still be imposters from trafford living off manchesters reflected glory
Manchester City fans are ACTUALLY FROM Manchester and are not a bunch of Cockney/Chinese/Far Eastern Wind Up Merchants.
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