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When your dick twitches unnoticeably and uncontrollably
"Why the fuck did my dick twitch "
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the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.
Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.
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a piece of crusty skin that forms after you scrape your cock from a serious session of dick rubbing masturbation.
Sarah: Oh Etienne, I want you, let me suck you off
Etienne: Aww yeah, i'm so coked up right now
Sarah: Uhh... what the fuck is that shit?
Etienne: What shit?
Sarah: Do you have syphilis or some shit?
Etienne: No you dumb bitch, it's a dick scab
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(instransitive) to waste time; to lose focus; to lack seriousness of purpose
We finished the treasure hunt while the other team was still dicking around (with the map).
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The fluids which accumulate on the penis during and after sex (sweat, cum, or mixture of both). This fluid has been said to have a taste similar to Jose Cuervo.
Friend 1: "You wanna do a shot of Jose?"
Friend 2: "Hell no, that shit tastes like dick sweat."
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No relations, no connections, no feelings.
Simply dick.
Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.
Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.
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1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies
2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice
1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."
2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"
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