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the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020


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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023


one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

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Icy Land

The first area in HyperRogue. Known for being really fucking boring. Utilizes a heat gimmick that retarded Icewolves can be messed up with.

Guy 1: Alrighty, just quartered Icy Land. Time to find another area.

Three random fucking Yetis that spawned at once:

by FlumberFan9448 September 9, 2023


Liv’s Land

Liv’s Land is a youtuber who is pursuing her dreams of being an actress, singer and famous dancer, hoping one day she’ll be a celebrity to support her friends

Liv’s Land makes videos on her YouTube

by Liv’s Land May 10, 2022


Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.

I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.

by Kittykitty😺 April 29, 2021


i work on the land

A farmer

I am a farmer, I work on the land

by Farmer……….sheep June 22, 2021