Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
A slam sack is a body used for fucking. This usually refers to females, but has come to encompass anyone who fits the description.
David: I am heading out to the bar to hopefully find a chick for tonight.
Kate: Are you looking for a girlfriend?
David: Nah, just looking for a slam sack.
When you fart so loudly both your butt cheeks close simultaneously
Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood
Typically sent via WhatsApp. A person will drink an entire can of either beer or more commonly a can of hey y'all, and add commentary about what they are currently doing , which usually involves drinking and hanging out with other canners. They then re watch the epic video and send it to the group.
"hey bro, what are you doing?"
"Just about to crush a y'all and send it to the boys for a sick slam video, wanna join?"
"Sure let's go boys!"
the action of laying on your back, typically a male doing this, and lifting his legs back behind his head, while another male's head is shoved between the ass pillows, and the cheek-slammer slams his cheeks closed on the victims face.
hey dude did you hear about justin and how he got the Cheek slam the other day by his own brother??
Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"
"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
The female equivalent of a t-bag
Instead of balls, she slaps those curtains right in your face
"Got my boyfriend back for t-bagging me last night. Gave him a v-slam!"