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Sexual intercourse between three individuals that are related by a maximum distance of second cousin.
Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)
Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.
"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three way" -Kyle Whitmire, Weld for Birmingham
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Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.
We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.
The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"
As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.
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i do what i want vs. what would jesus do
there's no way i'm doing that. it's my way or the Yahweh.
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A trip or a journey of no return
My boy, it's gonna be a one way ticket...are u ready?
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When you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.
After Hansel D. Dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid Summer heat I discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. The taste was even muskier than he could have anticipated.
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When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.
Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!
Textee: You bitch! I got a D.
Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.
Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.
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Describing of an inconveniencing or disappointing outcome spoken by a person(s) who has excepted the outcome for what it is rather than being upset
Synonyms: “It do be like that sometimes” or “It is what it is”
(After the office worker ran out of pencils at the worst time and no one has extras) “Well ain’t that just the way.”
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