Aqua nuts

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

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Nigger nuts

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

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mut's nuts

Something which is top of the line, creme de la creme. (also see dog's bollocks)

That car's the mut's nut's.

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whole nut

when one refers to “a whole nut” or just “nut” in general it symbolizes that thing is very good. or a mood, or somthing you desire in the moment.

if you looked at good weed instead of saying that looks good or i want that you’d say “that’s a whole nut” or just “NUT”

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drummers nut

The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.

Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"

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Dusty Nut

Old Man Skeet

When a man over the age of 60 unloads his dusty nut, a white dusty cloud appears from the penis

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bling nut

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.

I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.

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