Awkward Bob

A kid that wears all denim outfits, is incapable of making eye contact when talking, feels the need to greet everyone in his immediate surroundings, and can make the most comfortable of situations awkward.

can also be used as a title for someone that is an awkward, nervous, or uneasy person.

1)
Bob: Hi guys...
*no response*
Bob: Hello everyone
*silence*
Keely: ...Hi Bob
2)
Justin: Dude why does that guy keep twiddling his fingers and looking around the room when I talk to him?

Matt: I don't know bro, but he just pulled an awkward Bob.

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bob pic

Indian guys, who cant speak english, trying to get girls to send their boobs

InderBinder " Please send bob pic to me so i can jerking thx

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Bob Dole

Bob dole, bob dole, bob dole bob dole bob dole, bob dole, bo---b do---lleee, bob d---*snores*

Watch Family Guy, thats a great part.

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bob dole

Bod Dole is the man. He was in a Pepsi commercial at his age, for crying out loud! If he had been the president in '92, Clinton wouldn't have been screwing the interns and making a mockery of the American Presidency.

Bob Dole knows it, the American people should have known it. --SNL skit

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Hey Bob

An old, dirty fat and smelly man in his fortys usually missing teeth and tends to say bob to his friends. There jobs usually include janitor, plumber, or other hey bob jobs.

"The Hey Bob pooped on my couch!"

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stfu bob

Stands for 'shut the fuck up robert'

Commonly used in Edinburgh

'STFU BOB!!'

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Bob Low

After defecating in the toilet half of the stool sinks to the bottom while half of it floats to the top.

"I met Bob Low today while going to the bathroom."

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