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when one produces an extremely horse shoe shaped shit that is long enough to circumnavigate the bowl without breakage. there is also a worrying absence of shit rags!
B DOGGG: alex viner of 3 school street askam in furness curled out a fucking tesco turd! he fucking loved it
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turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd
tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.
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A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.
1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.
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One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.
J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.
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Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.
I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!
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Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.
Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.
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A deadly assassin released from the bowels.
An extremely bad smelling piece of excrement. One that may cause harm by its odour. 'Oh my God, someone left a James Turd in the loo!'
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