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An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.
Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.
Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.
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The act of spilling food on your pant leg area
Omg I just spilled soup on my jeans!
Damn stop pulling an uncle domenick
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There you go!
That's it!
Everything is Okey Dokey.
.....it's ready to go...
It wasn't running right, so I cleaned the carb, adjusted the points and Bob's your Uncle!
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A man who is willing to do all the ‘fun stuff’ with his own children, but does not partake in the basic day to day responsibilities, just like the fun uncle that comes over and plays with the kids, then gets to go home childless.
“I fed the kids, gave them baths and went to the PTA meeting today while you are over here playing Uncle Daddy.”
“He doesn’t help me with the kids at all, Joan, but the kids LOVE him because he’s so much fun. He’s such an Uncle Daddy.”
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An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14
Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ya he's really hot but he's an Uncle Pedro. He touchin' dem kids...
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1 a person with a flat back who enjoys working out two to three hours at a time with his buttt-buddy Steve to ever tighten their booty, generally harmless except for the excessive usage of the word nigga. 2 sexual deviant with a lust for young gilrs, preferably japanese pedophile
Yeah! God damn it uncle-huy! Tighter! Tighter!!!
Uncle-huy, no~ please don't touch me there...
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