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A sandwich made with chilli, cheese and sliced up pork sausages, very similar to the American sloppy joe. Named in celebration of the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middlesworth (and subsequently the sex act that he will preform on her).
The sloppy William as a sex act involves dressing up as a member of the nazi party (preferably an SS officer) and systematically forcing your penis (refered to as a luger) into every orifice of the womans body including eye sockets. You then ejaculate into the girls eyes, collect the fluid up and mix it with boiling water and force her to inhale it to finish with what is described as the "gas chamber". Sick bastards!
Example 1
guy 1: Im hungry.
Guy 2 : Lets get a sloppy William
Example 2
Prince william: This sloppy william feels so good. hows it for you?
Kate M: It hurts my eyes but thats ok. as long as you finish with the gas chamber
Prince willy:Hey dad stop watching you dirty old perv
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I live in Owosso and I love to eat poop. Poop is my favorite type of thing to eat. I also like getting pooped on my chest. It feels sooooo good.
"Hi my name is Devon. WIll you poop on my chest?"
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A town that has one of the finest white rappers in all of the universe.
Williams Lake is home of the maafuckin D TANK.
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A complete jackass.
He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.
Mitchell: I met a William yesterday
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though
Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!
Or
William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!
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1. Verb--To completely destroy something and emerge victorious.
2. Verb--To attack braveheartedly.
I'm going to william wallace this shit!
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The man i fuck every night, the man i would do anything for, the man who i would do anything for, the man who CONTINUES to bring out the magical beats and lyrics, the man who couldn't do it without chad hugo, the ONLY man who still looks foin ina polo shirt, the only hot skater guy, the modest guy, the man who knows he can't sing, the man who married me, the man who won't sell out, the music man, the most brilliant man alive, the sexiest man alive, the most unique man alive, one of the most daring men alive, the nerd man that i love, cherish, and hail, the man with the sexiest eyes, MY MAN!!!!!!!
God: "How many times have you fucked zoesha pharrell?"
Pharrell: "Just a couple times."
God: "i think you need to how a lil more love than that!"
Who's the shit? PHARRELL WILLIAMS!!!!
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A term for a penis usually used in conjunction with the term George Orwells and stated in a dignified manner.
Sorry about being late for cocktail hour but Mumsy and I got into a bit of a tiff trying to decide where to put my William Morris.
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