yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

Yo Ma-ther

Another pronunciation of mother. Use in yo mama jokes and cheap insults.

Yo Ma-ther is so fat, she made the earth flat.

I'm On Yo Neck

Another way of saying you are on someone's ass

"Nigga I'm On Yo Neck for that ugly ass outfit you got on"

Yo, What's the scoop?!

penis

Person 1: Yo, What's the scoop?!

Person 2: PENIS

Yo mind, fool

"Your mind, fool"
Used by wiser African Americans to guide ignorant and foolish youngsters.

Jerome: fuck school, Ima rob the liquor store
Black Elder: you got to educate yo mind, fool

Balls in yo jaw

MiddiWest
She wanna be my private dancer (The stripper anthem, baby)
My private deep throater
Let’s go (Let’s go)

Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)

Girl, you got a long tongue (Yeah), you can’t go wrong (Okay)
When you see me, you say I turn you on (Yeah, baby)
Always say (Uh), if I get a chance (Uh)
I’m gonna satisfy your needs (She say)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Get it, c’mon)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees (Yeah)
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Uh, let’s go)
Hit me up, all day (All day)
Talking about, how she gonna swipe me (Swipe me)
She says she just love, swallowing my babiеs (My babies)
She start doing me insidе my Mercedes
She love going up and down (Down)
She keep doing that “hm” sound (Make it turn up)
Lickin’ it (Uh), swallow it (Swallow it), gargle it (Uh)

Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)

Can i put my balls in yo jaw

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yo gabba gabba

Children, young teenagers, and often adults that are addicted to the show yo gabba gabba, and slowly but surely they believe that they are apart of the show. Symptoms are mild headaches from recalling theme songs, sudden dancing and prancing similar to Nathaniel or Britney Spears, acting childish , walking with your hands in the air , and giving free hugs.

Teacher: "Are there any drawings on your desks that I have to clean?"
Student 1: "Yes, right here."
Teacher: "Oh..seems like some sort of creature."
Student 2: "Looks like a yo gabba gabba to me."
Teacher: "Er..Well kids around here are a lil yo gabba gabba in the head."

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