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A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."
Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"
Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
Man 2:"Yo fuck that."
Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
A child that was found after being kidnapped
A child in the "Lost and Found" bin
Didn't you hear? Billy's a lost and found child.
You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it
Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.
What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?
it is dificult to define a 'spiggy mole child'. it can be one of many things.
1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.
2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.
3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'
it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just get with my girlfriend?
Person 2: yeah sorry man.
Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.
Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
it basically means you the fuckin' man. get mad bitches as well. get hype lets get it
This dude's a straight man-child.
Forreallzz, you right as crap
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