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A funny version of the food popcorn used by Persian speakers that talk in English.
Ethmology: Popcorn in Persian is pronounced "chose-feel" (the /s/ in chose is pronounced like the letter /s/, not /z/.)Chose-feel is a coincidental compound word. Chose means fart, and feel means elephant.
Mom, can we eat some elephant fart at the movies?
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Before your comfortable passing wind in front of the person you are trying to impress, holding in all your farts means that the tiny fart molecules join together and form a fart poo. Smaller than a regular size poo, just a collection of farts forming one solid mass. Usually when the fart poo is passing through it is accompanied by a fresh batch of very loud farts which echo loudly around the toilet basin.
A person most likely to experience fart poos is the trump collector.
Tom: "I didn't want to fart in front of Naomi the other day so I held in all my farts"
Will: "Surely that can't be good for you"
Tom: "My stomach started hurting, and then I went to the toilet and deposited a fart poo"
"I've been holding in these farts all day now I really need to get rid of this fart poo"
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the next morning after drinking large quantities of malt liquor (namely 40 ouncers) when you fart profusely and it smells like dead shit.
o man i drank way to many steelies last night. my farts smell like if shit were a living thing and then died and started to decompose, but only it's coming from my ass in gas form. i got the malt farts
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To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.
Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'
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This is when you fart into your hand in a cupping motion, and throw it into an unsuspecting friends face.
Dude that is so gross, he just cupped his hand to throw a fart right into my face! I think i could taste it
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The loud farts that always come to let you know you need to take a shit. The magnitude of these farts ofter will indicate or "preview" how retched the shit will be.
"Whoops that preview fart is a sign of things to come. I better go take the browns to the superbowl"
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the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the asshole must come in contact with the frosting.
"you know what i like the most? cake farts"
direct quote from cake fart girl
"i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this"
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