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hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops May 30, 2011


C Hair

A cunt hair.

That’s thinner than a “C Hair”.

by MDMikey April 3, 2018


gundi hair

Large, enormous hair. Akin to wearing a football helmet while not playing football. Popular among German women.

Not to be confused with gundi, the popular Iranian soup of turkey meatballs. You would not want to find gundi hair in your gundi.

Well, I guess it's to be expected that you have gundi hair after not cutting it for five months.

You're not getting in here with that gundi hair.

by Mahmoud J December 24, 2009


Vape Hair

Hair commonly bleached and combed to one side as if to imitate a cheap Bieber style. The online twitch streamer “Ray0ken” has been known to have Vape hair and drink Trulys online. Claims he doesn’t vape but we all know the truth. The hair tells all

Look at that dude! He has vape hair! Just wait for the sweet cotton candy cloud!

by 34RedBull September 11, 2022


stripper hair

excessively long hair that reaches and or exceeds your but crack

that girl got stripper hair , its long as shit !

by _ash October 28, 2015


Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 11, 2012


flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!

Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.

by Mo Sol October 5, 2023