When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness
See also: "second-hand hair blindness"
When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.
And: "hair gagging"
When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
On a windy day...
Guy: "what's the problem?"
Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"
Large, enormous hair. Akin to wearing a football helmet while not playing football. Popular among German women.
Not to be confused with gundi, the popular Iranian soup of turkey meatballs. You would not want to find gundi hair in your gundi.
Well, I guess it's to be expected that you have gundi hair after not cutting it for five months.
You're not getting in here with that gundi hair.
Hair commonly bleached and combed to one side as if to imitate a cheap Bieber style. The online twitch streamer “Ray0ken” has been known to have Vape hair and drink Trulys online. Claims he doesn’t vape but we all know the truth. The hair tells all
Look at that dude! He has vape hair! Just wait for the sweet cotton candy cloud!
excessively long hair that reaches and or exceeds your but crack
that girl got stripper hair , its long as shit !
When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.
"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."
Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!
Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.