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This best dota 2 player this wold has ever fucking seen. He built a cult following by applying advanced tactics in his games, running psychological experiments on his teammates and boosting their game-play all at the same time. He changed thousands of shitstains' lives by bestowing his light of pma upon them.
Hey guys could we pause for a second my grandma just had a hear-
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYBODY YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
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A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.
"I teased her by going short-short-long on her for an hour."
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Its a quote from Friend TV Show season 9 Episode 17. Where Ross made fun of Chandler as a joke.
Look at him He is as gay as the day is long! XD
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A phrase meaning "a very long time ago."
I look so young; those pictures are from cutty long ago.
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It is a Englsih term for long ting, or thats long.
Boy1: "Yo were going down West fam."
Boy2: "Ahh you man are on some long ting tiraid."
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He doesn't tell you how to accomplish that, though.
Leonard Nimoy was famous for saying, "Live long and prosper." He himself seems to have accomplished that thanks to his good looks and pleasant personality, but I wish he would have explained to all of us about how to do it ourselves.
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a guy/girl that is so pathetic they follow other couples around to parties and around school and ruin there fun. They dont understand that there only asked to 'tag-a-long'
out of pity, and are to oblivious to realise they are not liked and people wish they would die.
tom: hey nicole looking forward to your party tonight
nicole; i know, i can't wait!
dario: can i come please, ive got nowhere else to be and i'm afraid if i'm left alone i'll hurt myself.
tom/nicole: ok then errrr turn up at --
dario: i'll be there at 6, you cant take it back! i'm leaving, bye.
tom: jesus he's such a tag-a-long-twat
nicole: i know i hate him
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