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An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.
Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!
If you meet an Evan, do NOT let him go. Not only are Evans one of the most handsome species to exist on this planet, but they also have unique personalities. They are incredibly genuine— the realest you’ll ever meet and always have good intentions. Evans are also very responsible and really have their shit together. They are undoubtedly loyal and are a reliable student, friend, and significant other. They’re very rational and because their logic overrides their emotions, they are very patient. If you put an Evan in a difficult or frustrating situation, he’ll stay calm and composed. And if you’re lucky enough to be in the arms of an Evan, he’ll make you feel safe and cared for. Moreover, Evans aren’t afraid to show their goofy side and have an amazing sense of humor. Evans are a keeper, no cap!!!
“Who are you dating?! He’s handsome, sweet, and doesn’t seem like a fuckboy”
“Yeah he’s not. I’m so lucky aren’t I?”
“Wow I’m so jealous, let me guess his name. Is it Evan?”
“Omg yeah, how’d you know?”
“He gives me Evan vibes, I knew it!”
1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome
Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment
he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.
no way! are you hanging out with Evan? I heard he is so popular!
A horny person with no life. A loner who needs help with everything.
Omg look?!? Its someone super horny! Evan? Evan!