Turn Around Rusty Spoon

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

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Joe Rogan Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.

"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".

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Grim Reaper Reach Around

1) A man being hung from a noose with the other end of the rope being held by a man or woman with one hand. While the other hand is reached around giving the hung man a hand job.

2) A Russian roulette of cum or death!

She better have good coordination skills or this grim reaper reach around is going to end in death!

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Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.

"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."

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Turn around, don't drown

When trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your Corolla (could also be your Civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. While walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. Knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.

I saw Christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and Constitution. Becuase she is cute, I rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don't drown.

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dance around with a chicken voodoo

1. Voodoo in which one dances around with a chicken, usu. dead.

I'm not talking about some normal voodoo, that was some crazy dance around with a chicken voodoo.

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around the back snatch attack

This is a smooth move that may turn shocking depending on the girl and/or mood. References the reach around during a kiss where you maneuver your hand around past the ass cheeks and into the snatch zone. Finger, pinch, rub...whatever “attack” method you choose will do. Enjoy!!

Oh man!!! Midget Joe tried the around the back snatch attack on his full size girlfriend and wound up with his finger in her ass.

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