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When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions
girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed
December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!
Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”
Someone who urinate in their bed
Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER
Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT
Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.
Someone who openly doubts and/or worries excessively about a political strategy and related outcome. Someone who does not have the guts to tackle controversial political issues whose outcome is difficult to address.
When you come up with a buzz words like Defunding Police to convey a concept like rethinking the police as the panacea for all social problems there will be a lot of politicians will become a bed-wetter.
Four gay men going home to have sex with eachother.
The four gay guys at the restaurant went home to engage in a four post bed sesh.