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a mechanically inclined woman.
Joan is always trying to fix things because she's a tinker belle.
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A furry little animal this met it's death by a low rider
Adam Sandler's Song was right,he killed the taco bell dog.
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Sounds like a guy that stuffs a burrito or gordita down somebody's throat until they are dead.
Female- Ewwww, get that gordita away from, I'm not hungry.
Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.
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The act of a male lying on his back and a woman performing a handstand above the male junk, and then performs a blowjob while doing handstand pushups.
Croickey mate! i just got meself a carnival bell-dinger!
Bob: Can your girlfriend do a handstand?
Tom: Yeah i think so, why?
Bob: Well then she can give you a carnival bell-dinger!!!
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When you get really high and go eat at taco bell you become a taco bell stoner.
Get out of this reseraunt you fucking taco bell stoner
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Sophia Belle Smith is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is a very caring person and will always have your back, you would be lucky to be able to meet a Sophia belle Smith
Wow look at Sophia Belle Smith man she is so nice
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Biggest cunt ever manufactured.
You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.
And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.
All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.
Blue Bell Thundercunt apparently likes to sleep around a lot.
Seriously.
Pffff-
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