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You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
Festivities during the breakfast hour.
We ate 3 pounds of bacon during the breakfastivities this morning.
This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.
If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."
"Did they keep going?"
"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal
Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!
Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.
"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"
Black coffee and a few lines of coke
Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.
Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.
I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!