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Chang Shank

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before

Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.

by jtsaint June 28, 2011


colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)

by biggrizz August 2, 2014


School/team name change

People who go to a high school have about as much interest in the name of the school as they have in the subjects being taught there. Their main interest is getting it over with and graduating. People who play on a sports team have more interest in making money than they do in what the name of the team they play on is.

The people involved in a school/team name change never held the original name sacred, and won't hold the next one sacred either. For 88 years, it never bothered anybody that the Washington Redskins were the Redskins, the name never really raised an eyebrow. Nobody paid the name much attention, then somebody whines about it and they have to make it politically correct so it no longer offends anybody (even though it never seemed to once in 88 years). They can even pick more neutral colors on their jerseys, how would their fans like a team with neutral colors and a lifeless name to go with it? It would be like playing a team called the neutered Bulldogs dressed in tiny pajamas versus the toxic, rabid, drug-fed junkyard Bulldogs.

by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020


variable change

Making it (god) yahwey right for non assimilation too confusing to explain simultaneous gods that go and come at same time to host lottery winnings.

Hosting at the time after 00 but before and after rebelling the fun switcheroo kangeroo boomerang to matchmatical logic of making it wrong to be write right rite true. The variable change swap between host of people animals plurality and verbose 0.1. Or more behind a given one object. Same denomination or denominator cannot explain increase percentage unless 200 or 50 percent is acheivable outcomr for valuing a car or goat. Extra 50%\33% is 66% or 33% increase from 33%. Difference of two 100 percent outcomes subdivides your split generation into half as much.

by What 454545 flys gals water October 16, 2022


levels don change

Nigerian slang. Change in status. Could apply changes to professional, personal, religious, emotional, physical etc

I just got promoted at work, I can’t be seen hanging out with you
Why?
Because levels don change

by 9jafan May 10, 2023


change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016


change snatcher

A person, usually a cashier, who purposely shortchanges people, usually by keeping all or a portion of the coins to be returned to a customer after they have overpaid.

A person who deceptively keeps other people's change.

He thinks it's fine to keep my change without asking if it's only a few cents, but I think he's a greedy change snatcher.

by niarbym October 30, 2020