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The Chocolate Spread

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.

Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick

Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Salad

The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!

by BlackSnowMan August 16, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.

"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"

by Adam Fuller February 10, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate cake

A very good shot... Tastes just like Chocolate Cake, I swear.

Half Frangelico and half Vodka. Sugar coat a lemon and garnish.

by Evil Bella June 20, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate bomb

A loud firecracker used commonly in celebrations of Diwali in India. They are called chocolate bombs because the wrappers of the bombs give the appearance of candy.

We had about 30 or 40 chocolate bombs but the cops didn't find them.

by Bhasker Banijeri May 6, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".

It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"

by Padlav September 28, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Chocolate Donut

While banging your girlfriend on top, quickly pull out and dip your asshole on her forehead, creating a donut shaped ring.

Juice just couldn't stand her big ass forehead and decided to decorate it

by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž