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Oral Roberts was a copulating Christian; he's dead.
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Good quality music to all those who think that All Chrstian music is dumb: Name, And listen to , every single Christian musician. Go Go Go Go Go!
Christian Rock is just as good except without the pointless lyrics
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A Christian, often under 25, who holds an almost monk-like dedication to a strict gospel and New Testament based lifestyle, with an emphasis on non-forceful Evangelisim. The mark of a Christian Warrior is a literal death before dishonor attitude to faith, and an open anger at church corruption. Warriors often are active in youth outreach/ministry and community orgnization, and often attend Christian-themed events. Many are also members of Christian groups such as the Silver Ring Thing. Christian Warrior culture also has some Rastafarian/urban culture influences, but those have lessened somewhat as the movement aged. The term Christian Warrior orJah Warrior, is believed to have been coined by the band P.O.D., on the album "the Fundamental Elements of Southtown."
"A Christian Warrior is often a P.O.D. fan."
"Represent, my fellow warriors!"
"I'll die before I deny Christ"
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Someone who thanks God they're an atheist.
So, we know you're an atheist, but we still want to know ... are you a Christian atheist or a Muslim atheist?
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The act of taking scissors and cutting the balls in two ❤️
He’s so kinky he pulled a dirty Christian so I screamed and ran
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The process by which a conservative evangelical Christian becomes a liberal homosexual Christian.
"I heard that nice boy Dave from bible club underwent Christian deconstruction"
"yea, these days you'll find him wearing a Biden t-shirt, in the public toilets, giving it away for free"
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A perfect example of two wrongs not making a right. Only to be used in extreme cases of absolute wrongness where the word wrong will never be strong enough. Originally used by nineteenth century English gentlemen who rejected both Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's use of a doctor as a sidekick to a drug addled mad man and organised religion that did not incorporate female nudity.
You're a pedophile nazi? That's so wrong, like wanking poetry or Christian Watson.
You spelled your mom's name wrong when writing a list of your past lovers? That's so Christian Watson.
Your dad bled to death after you sliced open his ballsack during his monthly shave? You couldn't be any more wrong if you were Christian Watson.
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