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Fuckin awesome! Getting fucked up, drunk, blown, not studying and then getting fucked over the next day when u have ur midterms!
"I had the best fucking college life and afterwards i turned into a hobo crackhead, so stay in school kids."
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One of the seven sisters of which the Cheese League is comprised; the others being Brie College, Camembert College, Stilton College, Havarti University, Smegma College, and The Fromunda Institute of Technology. Fromunda took the Cheese League football championship in 2003, winning by forfeit when the grazing Colby cheerleading squad refused to yield the playing field.
Colby College was #1 in the U.S. News Guide to Colleges list for student laxative abuse.
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A school that fails two fold. It's not even in Boston, therefore making is inferior to Boston University, and a Catholic school that doesn't even hold a candle to Notre Dame.
BC Students can be spotted wearing light blue J.Crew polos with popped collars carrying around a Super-Mocha machiatto latte. Also may be spotted with oversized 24 karat gold cross, to promote their fake Catholicism. Often heard bragging about how much better their sports teams are than the teams of Notre Dame and BU, while BU's hockey team alone has more championships than BC Football, Basketball, and hockey. I haven't even added Notre Dame's rings yet.
BU Student: Where's your beanpot? Or your national championships?
Boston College Student: SUCKS TO BU HAHAHAHAHA THATS A FUNNY ONE....
BU Student: go pop your collar asswipe.
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A Liberal Arts school in Easton PA that students go to when they don't get in to Lehigh University. They are both similar in setting and courses offered.
Lafayette College is the safety school of Lehigh University students
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A college-sized bubble in Southern California where holy virgins wank off to pictures of Jesus, John MacArthur, and Sarah Palin.
"What's with that loser wearing an anti-abortion shirt and preaching the Bible with a microphone?"
"He must go to The Master's College"
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Abbreviation for the Max M. Fisher College of Business - The Ohio State University. A Big Ten business school and top-tier MBA program.
New England native: My brother went to Fisher College
Yankees fan: I've tailgated at the horseshoe right next to Fisher. I heard Steinbrenner gave a boatload of cash to Ohio State for the naming rights on the stadium.
New England native: Oh no, it's a small private school in bean town. At the time my parents thought $39,000 per year was a good value.
Yankees fan: Ya didn't really think that one through.
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A place for high school "students" that cannot get into any other college. A "college" of "students" obsessed with comparing themselves to other small, private, selective, liberal arts colleges while coming up short in having...a retention rate of over 40%, facilities renovated since 1960, food that is edible, successful graduates, meaningful classes, etc. Go to this place if your rich parents can't buy your way into any other actual College (i.e. W&L, Elon, Roanoke, Wofford, Furman, Suwanee, Rhodes, Richmond, anywhere else).
Lynchburg Travel Brochure Preview:
At any time on the Lynchburg "College" campus you can find visiting high school seniors that were tricked into visiting and drunk "students" that were forced into coming after failing all junior and senior year classes.
Hey bro, why did you come to the 'Burg?
Oh, wait, what? you mean Lynchburg College. I got rejected from everywhere else.
But I hear this place is like 50 colleges that changes lives and stuff...so anyway you wanna go get blackout before convocation.
Yeah, that should be chill bro. I can finish my book report on Treasure Island later. I got 5 hours til class. I just gotta study for my final tomorrow. It's crossword and matching. Brutal bro.
Yeah, how can our lives change and stuff like when they make us study.
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