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Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
It is a rare species of male who likes grunting, groaning, axes and horses. Someone who's part hick, part genius and a little bit of je ne sais quoi. Usually this species hails from Quebec.
Did you see that guy straddling the horse and groaning, he's such a cowboy jay!
I like him because he fixes shit in my life like a Cowboy Jay
A mexican who's from the rural parts of Mexico tends to dress in cowboy boots and sombreros not to be confused with a redneck cowboy as the styles differ typically listen to banda and corridos and drive SUVs or trucks
Damn that cowboy mexican guys got a nice truck than hill Billy bob
The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
A bougie cowboy. Someone who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots at the bar. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots and a Kemosabe hat? She's such a caviar cowboy.
A bougie cowboy. One who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots as a going out fit. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots for the Big Sky trip? She's such a Caviar Cowboy.
The act of furiously jerking off while throwing up into a toilet.
"Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."
"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"