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When you have a crush on someone similar to what middle-schoolers go though when they like someone. You start texting, hugging awkwardly, getting butterflies and stumble with your words every time you talk to set "crush." IM-ing is also key to Middle School Crushes (and don't forget to send lots of smiley-faces in them :) )
Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.
You know...I like-like that guy. Oh my goodness, I totally have a Middle School Crush on that guy!
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Orange Crush Incident: An unexplainable and spontaneous sexual experience involving extreme intoxication, and in which at least three two-liter bottles of orange crush soda are poured onto the euphoric participants, spreading Orange Crush soda so thoroughly throughout a hotel room that the aftermath resembles a neon orange crime scene.
After the Orange Crush Incident, the room looked as though someone had been murdered in a fierce struggle, and bled Orange Crush soda.
Based upon these orange crush palm and footprints, we believe we have a pretty good lead on the perpetrators of the Orange Crush Incident.
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A simple task involving many small steps or the same simple task repeated many times across different data. Largely mindless but some level of attention must be paid in order to avoid having to repeat the entire task.
Having to go through the entire book and count the times the word 'and' was used was a Soul Crushing Task.
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Having feelings, either emotionally or physically, for someone who resides in a separate state from oneself.
I have an interstate crush for someone who lives in Arizona, even though I'm still living in California.
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To have rough meaningless sex.
Example 1:
Charlie: Yo what are you tryin' to do tonight?
Luke: Dude I haven't gotten my D wet in a while, im tryin to crush hole.
Example 2:
Luke: Dude we're gonna get so hammered at Myrtle.
Charlie: Ya bro, I'm gonna crush some strange hole.
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Some one you like on social media or on virtual games who you have never made contact in real life with.
Friend 1: "Omigod who are you texting on Whisper?"
Friend 2: *blushes*
Friend 3: "OOOOO someone's got a virtual crush!"
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Verb: When a single individual or group imposes feelings or instigates desirous, sexual activities within a group and does not give a shit who they are groping or being groped by. One can be said to be gender crushing when the action is blatant and obvious or even in just ones own mind.
Noun: When an individual or combined group of any gender mix has horny, romantic, wet-dream desires for another/others without preference to "tits 'n' bits" or "butts 'n' nuts"... they have a gender crush.
a). Underestimating how much "X" was in the punch, Little Dwizzle's dick flopped out of his pants on the dance floor creating a domino effect nudie dance of seething proportions. His catholic upbringing told him no... but his body began gender crushing shamelessly.
b). Cassandra had an obvious gender crush on Hiro and Yukiko, but who would she have first? Perhaps both at the same time?
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