Sorry, last cup

When you offer to do something with no intention of doing it.

Toby: Hey man, you want some help moving?
Gabe: Yeah! That'd be great!

Toby: Sorry, last cup *takes imaginary sip*

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Cup-n-Run

After a hot night of sex, the woman cups her hand over her fuck hole while she runs to the bathroom making sure the baby-batter doesn't spill onto the floor. Once in the bathroom she dumps the baby-batter into the toilet.

Steve: Last night after I fucked Mercedes she did a cup-n-run to the bathroom. By the time she came back I was asleep.

Matt: Sounds about right.

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Pimp Cup

A mixture of grape soda or grape juice combined with ginger ale.

Bobby ran out of Pepsi, so he made him a pimp cup.

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Fruit Cup

Someone who gets fucked with a cumcuber more than once

R.I.P fruit cup

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One cup

The term used by a work colleague who buys himself and no one else a beverage

Oh look here comes one cup

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Cup of noodles

Clean white spit with poop

“I like noodles”, cup of noodles”.

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Cup and Tug

Heavy petting. A phrase eluding to how far a sexual encounter went (or could go). Sexual intercourse, is/was not involved.

Friend 1: So, how is this new guy? Did you sleep with him yet?
Friend 2: No, but I gave him a good cup and tug for the first time the other night. He's getting lucky next time we go out!

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