cold cuts

pussy lips

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crew cut

a haircut that's 1 inch or less away from the scalp.

one variation is an all around cut which gives a round look. the other refered to as a buzz cut gives a flat top look with shaven sides.

Mr. Pimples: hey i think crew cuts are ugly and for gay men

Mr.crew cut: hey, i think long hair stinks when you sweat especially pimple faced teenagers.

Mr. Pimples: I think you're a....bad guy

Mr. crew cut: exactly...

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ceasar cut

A hairstyle vaguely resembling the outline of a bowl cut, with bangs combed forward to cover the forehead. Generally favored by men who previously sported pompadour or spiky hairstyles and whose hairline is now receding.

George Michael went from his Wham! big-hair phase straight to a ceasar cut. Guess he's going bald!

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gang cut

To cut out massive amounts of clippings (from a newspaper, magazine, hand-out, etc.)

Coupon is void if gang cut

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cutting the grass

When you're selling marijuana and someone steals your sales, they are cutting your grass.

Jimmy sold John an OZ and now I have to beat him up for cutting the grass

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cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

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Power Cut

The UK slang for "Power Outage"

"I just had a two minuet powercut. How pointless is that?"

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